my husband has a mustache! what do I do?
I hate mustaches. I don't like kissing the walrus. I am getting totally creeped out by wet mustache fur. but he loves it. he stands for hours in the bathroom mirror making funny faces. Long minutes warming up the wax to groom the darn thing. many passes of the hand to create just the perfect part in the middle. He calls this cat mouth. Hate to break it to you dear, but cat mouth is soft and precious, not wet and pokey!
at this point i am praying for a razor mishap!
I hate mustaches. I don't like kissing the walrus. I am getting totally creeped out by wet mustache fur. but he loves it. he stands for hours in the bathroom mirror making funny faces. Long minutes warming up the wax to groom the darn thing. many passes of the hand to create just the perfect part in the middle. He calls this cat mouth. Hate to break it to you dear, but cat mouth is soft and precious, not wet and pokey!
at this point i am praying for a razor mishap!